01SAVAGE
The Laundry Observatory
Folding chair + nine visible cords
ROOM SCORE 18/100
FREE DAILY ROAST • ZERO DESIGN DEGREE REQUIRED
Your room has been asking for honesty.
Upload the evidence. Get a funny one-line AI roast, a totally unofficial room score, and fixes that make your next photo less roastable.
Made for first apartments + dorms Built to screenshot and send
Upload your room ROOM RECEIPTNO FILTER
“This living room has the energy of a Wi-Fi password written on a sticky note.”
ROOM SCORE
42/100
Designed for group chats, stories, and friendly public humiliation.
THE ROAST STUDIO
Drop the room pic. Pick your chaos.
One free roast today. Photos stay in your browser in this demo—nothing is uploaded or published.
Upload your room photo
Drag in a JPG, PNG, or WebP under 10MB—or tap to browse.
Pick a photoHOW HARD SHOULD WE GO?
Demo mode uses a local, deterministic roast. Production AI vision needs a server-side `OPENAI_API_KEY`.
HOW IT WORKS
A friendly drag. A better room.
No accounts, no decor jargon, no pretending your lamp is “industrial.” Just a better next move.
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Upload
Show us the whole chaotic little ecosystem.
02
Choose heat
Light, spicy, or savage—your call.
03
Share + fix
Post the receipt, then improve the evidence.
ROAST OF THE WEEK
The rooms that bravely went first.
02SPICY
Beige Witness Protection
A rug that is doing none of the work
ROOM SCORE 24/100
03SAVAGE
Dormcore After Dark
One overhead light, zero witnesses
ROOM SCORE 31/100
These are sample rooms while public submissions are not enabled. Your upload is private unless you choose to share it.
FREE FIRST. EXTRA CHAOS LATER.
One daily roast is on us.
Unlimited roasts and deeper styling plans are a clearly labeled coming-soon idea—not a checkout button pretending it exists.